{"id":497,"date":"2013-07-02T11:00:48","date_gmt":"2013-07-02T11:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=497"},"modified":"2013-07-01T18:52:48","modified_gmt":"2013-07-01T18:52:48","slug":"onm-remembered-117","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=497","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered – #117"},"content":{"rendered":"

“THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)<\/p>\n

How about that E3, eh? Boy, wasn’t it exciting! All those games! All the new tech! All the…
\n… <\/i>look, I’ll level with you, I didn’t pay a lick of notice to it. I didn’t even know it was still on! Didn’t E3 die<\/a> a few years ago? This is the level of quality you’ve come to expect on Random Hoo Haas, folks – remaining oblivious to things far longer than any man probably should be.<\/p>\n

My blithering ignorance aside, cast your mind back sixteen years and witness the wonder and excitement of… Space World ’97<\/b>!
\nLook at all this fascinating, game-changing technology! We’ve got the 64DD, boasting fat disc drives that’s bound<\/i> to plump up game content by tenfold! There’s the Game Boy Camera and Transfer Pak, that’ll surely<\/i> be compatible with more than six games! And – check this out – voice activated gaming<\/b>!! Imagine all the uses you could get out of that! It’s like the future is now or some shit!<\/i><\/p>\n

In its defence, the Game Boy Camera was awesome. Arguably all these unveilings had the potential to be decent had they gotten the support they needed, but ONM’s knack for mega-hyped journalism kind of means any result, no matter how good, never seems to live up to their obscenely excitable expectations.<\/p>\n

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\nAlso, someone give that Chansey a sandwich.<\/p>\n

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