{"id":482,"date":"2013-06-04T11:00:17","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T11:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=482"},"modified":"2013-05-27T19:22:33","modified_gmt":"2013-05-27T19:22:33","slug":"onm-remembered-105","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=482","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #105"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Lesson number one: Always keep your eyes on the ball.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-165.JPG\" width=\"382\" height=\"470\" \/><br \/>\nfrom N64 Magazine issue 23 (December 1998)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">After attaching a photocopy of Michael Owen&#8217;s head to its gelatinous shoulders, the ruffle texture monster ventures out to attract some sweet human flesh.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Of all the football pics, I want to know <b><i>why<\/i><\/b> this one looks so particularly wretched. Is it <i>really<\/i> a photo stuck on a low-poly model? I don&#8217;t want to believe it, but I don&#8217;t know how else they could make something so spectacularly &#8220;off&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-165b.JPG\" width=\"628\" height=\"388\" \/><br \/>\nI&#8217;ll just leave this here. Tim Weaver certainly looks boyish.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Lesson number one: Always keep your eyes on the ball.&#8221; from N64 Magazine issue 23 (December 1998)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[58,48,41,43],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-footie","tag-n64-magazine","tag-staff","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}