{"id":467,"date":"2013-05-11T11:00:35","date_gmt":"2013-05-11T11:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=467"},"modified":"2013-05-01T22:43:15","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T22:43:15","slug":"onm-remembered-pokemon-week-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=467","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; Pok\u00e9mon Week, day 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Make sure you go along to the Pok\u00e9mon Tour&#8230; it&#8217;s gonna be ace!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-163.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-163th.JPG\" width=\"250\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 95 (August 2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I hope I got the date wrong on this issue, or the printed date is later than its actual street date&#8230; otherwise by the time kiddies picked up this issue, they&#8217;d have missed damn near every venue. They only waited <b>TEN WHOLE MONTHS<\/b> to legally get their paws on a Mew, and now they&#8217;ll have missed their only chance! <i><b>THIS IS HOW YOU BREAK YOUR FANS.<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n<p>I was still a Pok\u00e9maniac at this time, but I don&#8217;t think the tours ever appealed to me. Even at that age, going to a place stuffed to the gills with obsessed fans must have sounded a bit much for my liking. And after dragging my dad to see <i>Pok\u00e9mon: The First Movie<\/i> with us, I think I knew I couldn&#8217;t make him suffer any more.<\/p>\n<p>That said, I was mad about getting Mew. Another issue around this time had a contest where you had to describe <i>Pok\u00e9mon<\/i> to a kid who&#8217;d never even heard of the franchise before, all in 200 words or less. Explain successfully <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(I can&#8217;t remember if you had to actually win them over into the Pok\u00e9mon frenzy, or just allow them to understand what all this fuss was about)<\/span> and you could win a Mew! Even as an incompetent adult, I wouldn&#8217;t have a clue where to start on a task like that. That contest would&#8217;ve gotten its own entry, but, well, I&#8217;ve no trace of it. The page had to be cut up and sent away! C&#8217;est la vie.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-163b.JPG\" width=\"598\" height=\"607\" \/><br \/>\nI was going to say that the combination of Ant, Dec, and a chicken-footed misshapen Pikachu would be the worst way of promoting your video game tour&#8230; but then I remembered that before they devoted themselves to hosting every single terrible variety show ITV has to offer, they devoted themselves to hosting kids shows and getting into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=m2ZCjThbamY\">stupid Pok\u00e9mon-themed antics<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8230; my god, that was <b>fourteen<\/b> years ago, wasn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Make sure you go along to the Pok\u00e9mon Tour&#8230; it&#8217;s gonna be ace!&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 95 (August 2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[37,50],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-onm","tag-pokemon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}