{"id":465,"date":"2013-05-09T11:00:38","date_gmt":"2013-05-09T11:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=465"},"modified":"2013-05-01T22:40:18","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T22:40:18","slug":"onm-remembered-pokemon-week-day-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=465","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; Pok\u00e9mon Week, day 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Ha ha ha! I am Dodorio! I laugh in the face of my enemies.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-180a.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-180ath.JPG\" width=\"270\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-180b.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-180bth.JPG\" width=\"265\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-180c.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-180cth.JPG\" width=\"269\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom N64 Magazine issue 10 (December 1997)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Official Nintendo Magazine may have tried to explain what this Pok\u00e9mon malarkey was all about, but those fuckers didn&#8217;t even <i>play<\/i> the game, never mind know what a Pikachu looks like. <i>The heathens!<\/i> Thankfully, N64 Magazine went all-out in covering the franchise: Max Everingham, their go-to guy for anything new in Japan, gave readers of the British Isles an in-depth look at what this strange sensation was all about.<\/p>\n<p>The accuracy of the information is arguable, but you gotta admire Max&#8217;s gusto. He doesn&#8217;t just churn out a dodgy summary of the game and remark, &#8220;boy, isn&#8217;t this a popular franchise?&#8221; He gives a blow-by-blow of picking up the game for the first time and slowly coming to grips with it, and how accessible it would be for import gamers. And <i>then<\/i> he hunts down and catalogues heaps of exclusive merchandise, complete with further explanations of not just the Pok\u00e9mon Trading Card Game, but also the Pok\u00e9mon Combat Stickers! Which I swear he&#8217;s gotta be making up. <i><b>Combat Stickers?<\/b><\/i> Come on, surely the &#8217;90s weren&#8217;t <i>that<\/i> dorky, right? Not even Japan &#8217;90s.<\/p>\n<p>Also, just for amusement&#8217;s sakes, they include a Japanese popularity chart for the colourful critters. Surprise! Nobody likes Drowzee.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">When will people wise up and learn to respect the baddest tapir in town?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ha ha ha! I am Dodorio! I laugh in the face of my enemies.&#8221; from N64 Magazine issue 10 (December 1997)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[44,48,50],"class_list":["post-465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-feature","tag-n64-magazine","tag-pokemon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}