{"id":458,"date":"2013-05-02T11:00:27","date_gmt":"2013-05-02T11:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=458"},"modified":"2013-04-18T20:41:11","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T20:41:11","slug":"onm-remembered-95","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #95"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;We don&#8217;t know how you stand on horse-based violence, but we can&#8217;t get enough of it. Man creeps up, horse boots him in the face, man dies. Repeat. Now we&#8217;re having fun.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-170.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-170th.JPG\" width=\"245\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A review of <i>King Arthur<\/i>, which you may recall being mentioned when ONM showed readers the invaluable art of <a>returning Christmas presents<\/a> for something you actually want. Movie license games rarely invite themselves to a legit analysis of their quality and merit, but it&#8217;s a funny review.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t know how you stand on horse-based violence, but we can&#8217;t get enough of it. Man creeps up, horse boots him in the face, man dies. Repeat. Now we&#8217;re having fun.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[11,37,6],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-game","tag-onm","tag-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}