{"id":450,"date":"2013-04-16T11:00:08","date_gmt":"2013-04-16T11:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=450"},"modified":"2013-03-31T19:06:11","modified_gmt":"2013-03-31T19:06:11","slug":"onm-remembered-88","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=450","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #88"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;You can&#8217;t lose with these titles, but you will lose to ME, SUCKA!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-35.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-35th.JPG\" width=\"255\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 91 (April 2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">I love the dire attempt to try and string all these games together. They can&#8217;t just admit the games were too crap to try and give their own page spreads, and simply stating &#8220;here&#8217;s some rubbish from Midway!&#8221; would be too defeatist. Quick! What do you do in each game? <b>PRETEND THERE&#8217;S CONTINUITY.<br \/>\n<\/b><i>&#8220;Lost his marbles, then destroyed the world&#8221;<\/i> would make a great epitaph, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t lose with these titles, but you will lose to ME, SUCKA!&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 91 (April 2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[33,37],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-ad","tag-onm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}