{"id":415,"date":"2012-12-16T11:00:12","date_gmt":"2012-12-16T11:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=415"},"modified":"2012-12-19T15:26:05","modified_gmt":"2012-12-19T15:26:05","slug":"onm-remembered-66","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=415","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #66"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;(NOM accepts no responsibility if this plan fails or for any hideous embarrassment caused)&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-148.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" alt=\"METROID PRIME SAVED CHRISTMAS\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-148th.JPG\" width=\"360\" height=\"234\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This Christmassy issue of Official Nintendo Magazine featured a guide on how to shit all over the goodwill and charity from your loved ones in favour of getting what <b>you<\/b> want. What else are they good for?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;(NOM accepts no responsibility if this plan fails or for any hideous embarrassment caused)&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 148 (January 2005)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[44,30,37,43],"class_list":["post-415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-feature","tag-metroid","tag-onm","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}