{"id":389,"date":"2012-11-11T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=389"},"modified":"2012-09-30T16:24:44","modified_gmt":"2012-09-30T16:24:44","slug":"onm-remembered-51","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=389","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #51"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Fight masses of enemies with a variety of techniques, including magical rune attacks!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-12.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"nobody's paying attention to that awesome giant bird :(\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-12th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"249\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">What is this? Can you tell me what this is?<br \/>\n<em>Is this an advert?<br \/>\n<\/em>Don&#8217;t lie to me, buster. Where&#8217;s the dick jokes? Where&#8217;s the untamed innuendo? There&#8217;s no gross sexual content to be found at all! Thanks for pitching the draft to me, but&#8211;<br \/>\n<em>&#8230; this is your <strong>finished<\/strong> ad?<br \/>\n<\/em><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.<\/span><\/strong> We have standards here, y&#8217;know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Fight masses of enemies with a variety of techniques, including magical rune attacks!&#8221; from official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[33,37],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-ad","tag-onm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}