{"id":386,"date":"2012-11-04T11:00:25","date_gmt":"2012-11-04T11:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=386"},"modified":"2012-09-30T16:18:14","modified_gmt":"2012-09-30T16:18:14","slug":"onm-remembered-48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #48"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Wait while I consult the Eye.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-55.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"actually a genuine case of a man's beard trying to take over his face, and not just one of my half-arsed captions\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-55th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"278\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 137 (February 2004)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">In the middle of some humdrum coverage of <em>Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles<\/em>, there&#8217;s a half-page Q&amp;A dedicated to the particulars of multi-player accessibility. In the eyes of the ONM editors, that&#8217;s as good an excuse as any to bust out the robe and wizard hat.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">See, stupid stuff like this is why I like the mag. They&#8217;re all too happy to talk about games in-depth and professionally, but they&#8217;re also totally willing to be complete goofballs. It&#8217;s probably an unfortunate contribution to the whole &#8220;video game journalism isn&#8217;t taken seriously!&#8221; plight, but ask yourself: Do you give a damn? I&#8217;d sooner watch a grown man prance around in a star-spangled magic dress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Wait while I consult the Eye.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 137 (February 2004)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[55,37,41,43],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-final-fantasy","tag-onm","tag-staff","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}