{"id":38,"date":"2010-06-06T10:56:22","date_gmt":"2010-06-06T10:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2011-06-15T11:55:12","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:55:12","slug":"if-theres-a-zombie-apocolypse-i-am-so-taking-a-crate-load-of-kleenex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"If there&#8217;s a zombie apocolypse I am so taking a crate load of Kleenex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"cooooold\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-cold.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"166\" height=\"296\" \/><\/p>\n<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->Y&#8217;know, when I started  the WordPress one of my ideas was to have a stupid piece of doodling included in  each entry, just to liven things up a little. If this is the kind of pleasant  imagery I&#8217;m going to include, might be best if I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>If you hadn&#8217;t guessed,  I&#8217;ve got a cold again and it&#8217;s left me completely vegetated. I&#8217;m  serious, I did nothing but sit on my arse all day and play <em>Left 4 Dead 2<\/em> because I was literally unable to do anything else. Which is all fine and well  in its own right, but when I seriously want to be productive and start doing a  bit of work, it&#8217;s not so cool. I hope to have a General Writing and maybe an  update to the Red Dwarf Section sometime before July, but we&#8217;ll just see what  happens. You kinda lose the incentive to write when you&#8217;re coughing up enormous  boogers every day.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you needed to  know that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Y&#8217;know, when I started the WordPress one of my ideas was to have a stupid piece of doodling included in each entry, just to liven things up a little. If this is the kind of pleasant imagery I&#8217;m going to include, might be best if I didn&#8217;t. If you hadn&#8217;t guessed, I&#8217;ve got a cold [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,8],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-me-talk","tag-site-talk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}