{"id":377,"date":"2012-10-21T11:00:47","date_gmt":"2012-10-21T11:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=377"},"modified":"2012-09-30T16:00:47","modified_gmt":"2012-09-30T16:00:47","slug":"onm-remembered-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=377","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #42"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;I&#8217;VE GOT THE POWER&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"ON ME 'EAD SON NOT ON ME FACE\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-77.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"415\" height=\"474\" \/><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 68 (May 1998)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">YOU&#8217;VE GOT TO HELP ME SON<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">THIS FOOTBALL&#8217;S TRYIN&#8217; TO KILL ME<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">AND MY STEELY GAZE IS THE ONLY THING KEEPIN&#8217; IT AT BAY<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">TAKE THE DOCUMENTS I&#8217;VE STUFFED IN MY SHIRT <\/span><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\">AND <em>RUN<\/em> BOY<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: 300%;\">RUN FOR YOUR LIFE<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">&#8230;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">I CAN&#8217;T STARE FOREVER YOU KNOW<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;VE GOT THE POWER&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 68 (May 1998)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[58,37,43],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-footie","tag-onm","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}