{"id":360,"date":"2012-10-05T11:00:24","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T11:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=360"},"modified":"2012-08-19T11:30:49","modified_gmt":"2012-08-19T11:30:49","slug":"onm-remembered-psm-week-day-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=360","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; PSM Week, day 6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Sadly, the result is another load of sub-standard toss for the 16-bit gaming wastebasket.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/psmems-02.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"you would not believe my disappointment that no one on the internet has insulted the series by calling it &quot;Blarfter Marfter&quot;\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/psmems-02th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom PlayStation Magazine issue 62 (September 2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I admit I scanned this simply because it was another source of spite being hurled towards <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.codiekitty.com\/File\/Blasting\/index.htm\"> Blaster Master Blasting Again<\/a><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>But it does remind me of what I find so captivating about the PlayStation &#8211; <em>its library is goddamned huge.<\/em> I think it&#8217;s really easy to underestimate how many games most consoles have. I mean, the Xbox 360 is still active and it&#8217;s got a whole ton of games, both disc and download, but I look at the shelves of a game store and I think, &#8220;I&#8217;ve seen these all before.&#8221; It doesn&#8217;t really help that there&#8217;s not exactly much variety on shelves. If you care to be cynical, once you&#8217;ve seen one Shooty McGunGun or Sporter Goalson game, you&#8217;ve seen them all.<\/p>\n<p>But what&#8217;s amazing about the PlayStation <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(and PlayStation 2, I guess)<\/span> is both the sheer quantity of games, and sheer variety. Do you want to play a game where you design a town by shooting buildings from a cannon? <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/5g2Lv6jRVkg\">There&#8217;s a game for that<\/a>. Do you want to play a game where cute but vulgar little blobs annihilate each other with realistic firearms? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mobygames.com\/game\/team-buddies\/\">The PlayStation&#8217;s got you covered<\/a>. Hey, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mobygames.com\/game\/playstation\/no-one-can-stop-mr-domino\"> want to play as a living domino<\/a>? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mobygames.com\/game\/playstation\/treasures-of-the-deep\">Scuba dive for treasure<\/a>? There&#8217;s so many game concepts out there and I&#8217;ve barely played any of them. I can&#8217;t imagine many of them would be my cup of tea, but I earnestly admire the variety.<\/p>\n<p>I think going back to simple concepts could make a winning design for a game. I always thought a game where you play as a bird would be particularly cool. Not like a bird of war or an undead bird or whatever&#8230; just a regular bird, y&#8217;know? Fly around and scoop up somebody&#8217;s chips and make a nest and crash into windows and fly around to your hearts content, in a big, big world.<br \/>\nBut nah. 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