{"id":335,"date":"2012-08-19T11:00:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T11:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=335"},"modified":"2012-08-16T14:09:22","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T14:09:22","slug":"onm-remembered-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #19"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;WINNER OF 4 BAFTA AWARDS&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-49.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"can it be general release if it's only on N64?\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-49th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 89 (February 2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A bit of horn tooting from ol&#8217; Ninty here, that also tickles one of my pet peeves: If you can&#8217;t sell a game on its own merits, you can sell it on how many film awards it&#8217;s won!<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, I do love how Ganondorf is referred to as <strong>GANONDORF THE EVIL THIEF KING<\/strong>. I personally believe every character in all of fiction should have a title instead of a surname.<br \/>\nStarring <strong>LINK &#8211; THE MUTE BISHOUNEN HERO<\/strong>.<br \/>\nStarring <strong>NAVI &#8211; THE ATTEMPT AT TYING SEVERAL GAMEPLAY FEATURES INTO A SHALLOW CHARACTER<\/strong>.<br \/>\nStarring <strong>THE RUNNING MAN &#8211; THE CHEATING SON OF A BITCH<\/strong>.<br \/>\nStarring <strong>THE SHARK &#8211; THAT GODDAMNED TERRIFYING TEXTURE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE HYLIA LAB<\/strong>.<br \/>\nStarring <strong>RAGEY &#8211; THE INCOMPETENT BLOG MAN WHO STRETCHES OUT JOKES FOR TOO LONG<\/strong>.<br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nstarring <strong>YOU &#8211; THE INCREASINGLY PISSED OFF READER<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;WINNER OF 4 BAFTA AWARDS&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 89 (February 2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[33,37,43,52],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-ad","tag-onm","tag-stupidity","tag-zelda"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}