{"id":334,"date":"2012-08-16T12:00:16","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T12:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=334"},"modified":"2012-08-16T14:07:42","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T14:07:42","slug":"onm-remembered-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=334","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;KISS MY FAT ASS MONKEY BOY!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"pokemon card battles were the real reason Donkey Kong Junior was exiled from the family\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-69.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"642\" height=\"566\" \/><br \/>\nfrom Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Say hello to Nintendo Pro: Easily identified by littering each and every page in speech balloons. We may be seeing more of them later.<\/p>\n<p>Also, holy crap, either they cropped more out of that image than they meant to, or Donkey Kong has a frighteningly huge gap between his head and his body.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;KISS MY FAT ASS MONKEY BOY!&#8221; from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[27,51,43],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-mario","tag-n64-pro","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}