{"id":321,"date":"2012-08-02T12:00:08","date_gmt":"2012-08-02T12:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=321"},"modified":"2012-07-11T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-11T20:25:00","slug":"onm-remembered-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Nobody steals our bits&#8230; and lives!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-83.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"on august 2nd, dinosaurs will get flattened to shit by giant n64s\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-83th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>YO CONSOLE SO FAT IT CRUSHED THE DINOSAURS<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>YO CONSOLE SO SLOW WHEN IT GETS SHOT IT TAKES FIVE WEEKS TO NOTICE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>YO CONSOLE SO BAD EVEN THE N-GAGE SAYS &#8220;DAMN&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>YO CONSOLE SO BLURRY EVEN MR MAGOO SAYS &#8220;BITCH YOU NEED GLASSES&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>YO CONSOLE SO&#8230; UH, CARTRIDGE-Y THAT DISCS ARE LIKE &#8220;SHIT WHERE&#8217;S THE DOOR&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I hereby declare this as evidence for why I should never make another &#8220;yo mama&#8221; joke in my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Nobody steals our bits&#8230; and lives!&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[46,37,43],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-duke-nukem","tag-onm","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}