{"id":320,"date":"2012-07-31T12:00:47","date_gmt":"2012-07-31T12:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=320"},"modified":"2012-07-11T20:25:06","modified_gmt":"2012-07-11T20:25:06","slug":"onm-remembered-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=320","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;Sick of fighting the same old enemies?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-05.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"is there a mouth-ologist in the house?\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-05th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"252\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 89 (February 2000)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Nothing related to Nintendo today, and only a tangential relation to video games. I just wanted to talk about this ad. It&#8217;s pretty eye-catching! I think when I was younger the image kind of spooked me, but not so much that I had to remember to skip the page or else NO SLEEP TONIGHT <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"> (which I admit I had to do a couple of times with a <em>Resident Evil 2<\/em> promotional image. We&#8217;ll talk about that one another time!)<\/span>&#8230; more of a &#8220;that&#8217;s <em>kind of<\/em> unsettling, but man, even <strong>I<\/strong> find fault with this.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Like, why on earth has he got a spike coming out of his mouth? I can get behind the spikes coming out of his face, sure, but why the mouth? Is he going to prick you with his gob? Is it just a precaution so you can&#8217;t even punch him in the kisser? It doesn&#8217;t give the image of some godforsaken denizen of the underworld, it just looks like someone wasn&#8217;t watching what he was eating. In fact, forget the mouth, it looks like he&#8217;s submitting a lawsuit against a sushi restaurant for not fully making sure the pufferfish wasn&#8217;t dead. We&#8217;ll sidestep around why on earth a pufferfish would have metal spikes.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">If you care to look around ol&#8217; thorn-gob, we have a sky that&#8217;s inexplicably on fire, and some mysterious woman in a cloak. It&#8217;s like a rehearsal for a heavy metal CD cover photo shoot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Sick of fighting the same old enemies?&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 89 (February 2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[33,37],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-ad","tag-onm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}