{"id":3,"date":"2010-04-01T13:35:45","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T13:35:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=3"},"modified":"2010-04-22T12:59:19","modified_gmt":"2010-04-22T12:59:19","slug":"3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Evil Dead review + April Fools lamentations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->I almost made an April  Fools gag this year. Almost! I think this was actually the first year I was  aware of April Fools a few weeks before it happened, thus granting me the chance  to actually prepare something for it.<\/p>\n<p>And I didn&#8217;t bother.<\/p>\n<p>I did mildly assist  RQ87 with <a href=\"http:\/\/rq87.flyingomelette.com\/RQ\/FUN\/metalslug.png\" target=\"_blank\">his one<\/a>, mind you, but I didn&#8217;t do a damn thing for my site. C&#8217;est la  vie.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Watched <em>The Evil  Dead<\/em>. I watched <em>Evil Dead 2<\/em> and <em>Army of Darkness<\/em>&#8230; must&#8217;ve  been about six to eight years ago, I think, but this is the first time I&#8217;ve seen  the one that started it all. It was silly fun &#8211; the storyline is really, <em> really<\/em> barebones even for a 90 minute film, consisting no more of some guys  going to a cabin, accidentally summoning demonic forces with a tape recorder and  everyone gets possessed and mutilated in various manners until Ash is run into  by a camera. You could almost say the film could be trimmed by two thirds, but  the movie is just fine the way it is, as it&#8217;s all about the build-up to the jump  scares, the gore, and of course, Ash&#8217;s descent into madness. It&#8217;s kind of  interesting being more familiar with the later movies, where Ash is more or less  completely deranged and\/or badass from the get-go, whereas here it shows him as  a rather mellow and timid nice guy until the forces of hell screw up his life.<\/p>\n<p>For being a low-budget  flick, I was surprised at how well shot it was. The effects are sufficiently  nauseating <strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(PENCIL IN THE ANKLE OH GOD)<\/span><\/strong> and the  camera work is superb, especially the bizarrely angled shots during the madness  moments and the demon POV; admittedly if it weren&#8217;t for the sound effects they  wouldn&#8217;t have been as good, but everything comes together to make a brilliantly  nightmarish environment. Entertaining watch!<\/p>\n<p>I also finally got  around to watching another episode of <em>Buffy<\/em>, this one was episode 7 where  it&#8217;s revealed that, shock horror, Angel is actually a vampire! I admit I needed  reminded that at this point in the series Angel was just this mysterious dude  who shows up with mysteriously relevant information, and isn&#8217;t actually implied  to be a vampire yet. I was almost certain there was some implication that he  was, or at least he was in serious cahoots with them at one point, but I guess I  must be misremembering things. It was a decent episode, though I&#8217;m kinda  surprised that they&#8217;re weeding through vampire underlings so quickly &#8211; Darla had  been in essentially every episode so far! I&#8217;ve heard she comes back later  anyway, so no big whoop, but still.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing Buffy&#8217;s mom get  bitten by Darla did raise a few questions for me &#8211; in a nutshell, what actually  makes someone turn into a vampire? In the episodes so far there&#8217;s been a fair  few dudes who&#8217;ve been vampire&#8217;d, but for the most part it&#8217;s happened off-screen.  I was under the impression vampires worked in much the same way as zombies and  werewolves where a simple bite is all it takes to change you. I&#8217;m reading a book  called <em>The Golden<\/em>, which is essentially a vampire murder-mystery story <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(I say &#8220;I&#8217;m reading,&#8221; but I&#8217;m only two chapters in. I hear the  writing is excellent, and I have no qualms with it, but the characters and their  attitudes come across as quite pretentious so far)<\/span> and I think it&#8217;s got  some kind of difference regarding draining someone of blood and actually  changing them, though it&#8217;s rather vaguely defined; the point is, Buffy&#8217;s mom is  bitten and I was like, yikes, it&#8217;s a bit early in the series to get her  endangered! Turns out she&#8217;s A-OK. Huh. How about that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Today&#8217;s  observation:<\/strong> I thought a bag of cookies said it was oatmeal and racism  flavour. Turned out it was oatmeal and raisin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evil Dead review and another Buffy episode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[4,3,7,5,6,8],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-buffy","tag-evil-dead","tag-movie","tag-observation","tag-review","tag-site-talk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}