{"id":292,"date":"2012-05-06T11:55:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-06T11:55:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=292"},"modified":"2012-05-06T11:55:18","modified_gmt":"2012-05-06T11:55:18","slug":"this-is-probably-a-stupid-question-but-do-you-hire-real-birds-to-make-your-chilli-or-do-you-just-get-guys-in-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;This is probably a stupid question, but do you hire real birds to make your chilli, or do you just get guys in costume?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">&#8230; I asked the canary wearing a chef&#8217;s hat.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Today&#8217;s observation:<\/strong> I have no idea what last night&#8217;s dream was all about. It involved going go-carting with my friends; being invited to a group of medieval knights living in the mountains <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(who called themselves the Nigerian Knights, but had surprisingly few Nigerians)<\/span>; a group of canaries making chilli as a tie-in promotion for the <em>Super Mario Bros.<\/em> movie; and an arcade game based off <em>M*A*S*H<\/em>, with Game Over screens featuring shocking amounts of blood and gore from the main characters.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Today&#8217;s epiphany:<\/strong> My dreams have better writing than my actual writing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; I asked the canary wearing a chef&#8217;s hat. Today&#8217;s observation: I have no idea what last night&#8217;s dream was all about. It involved going go-carting with my friends; being invited to a group of medieval knights living in the mountains (who called themselves the Nigerian Knights, but had surprisingly few Nigerians); a group of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27,5,20],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mario","tag-observation","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}