{"id":251,"date":"2011-12-15T21:49:36","date_gmt":"2011-12-15T21:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=251"},"modified":"2011-12-15T21:49:36","modified_gmt":"2011-12-15T21:49:36","slug":"vertical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"Vertical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">I watched <em>Vertigo<\/em> yesterday. I won&#8217;t deny it&#8217;s one of those classic movies that, although great to finally see, didn&#8217;t offer many surprises since it&#8217;s been parodied so many times. Heck, the <em>Sledge Hammer!<\/em> episode &#8220;Vertical&#8221; basically compresses the two hour-long movie into 22 minutes without too many omissions, if you don&#8217;t mind it being totally out-of-character and losing out on Hitchcock&#8217;s great visuals.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">The visuals were the true treat for watching the film &#8211; it&#8217;s practically a glamour video for 1950s San Francisco! So many beautiful landscapes combined with terrific frame work &#8211; it&#8217;s a great story and all, but goddamn, <em>those sights!<\/em> And everyone had such terrific eyebrows. I&#8217;d dare say it&#8217;s a very sexy film for people who like landscapes and eyebrows. I can&#8217;t be the only one, can I?<!--more--><br \/>\nI really can&#8217;t say much because it&#8217;s only had over fifty years for people with better opinions than mine to critique it. One thing I did find curious was how after the real wife is killed, the wife&#8217;s impersonator not only has a flashback showing the audience what really happened, but also writes a letter that gives further details on the shady shenanigans <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(before tearing it up so none of the other characters see it)<\/span>. It was fascinating to finally see what really happened, but it seemed oddly placed in the film &#8211; the audience knew what really happened, but it takes another forty five minutes for Scottie to catch on, and until then it&#8217;s just him in his awkward lonely creeper phase.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">I won&#8217;t deny that during all the lovey-dovey scenes between him and the woman, it gets a bit tiresome, but I&#8217;m just unsentimental like that. I kept expecting it to fade out and say &#8220;THE END&#8221; every time they got all kissy-style, because I get the impression a man and a woman sucking face is good enough for an ending in the &#8217;50s, no matter all the plots that are left unresolved.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<p align=\"center\">I also watched Disturbia. Shia LaBeouf is put under house arrest, but in observing his neighbours, has suspicions that one of them is murdering people! If I&#8217;d actually seen it I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s like <em>Rear Window<\/em> with more teenage horniness, but until then I can&#8217;t make an official statement. I was a bit concerned over how engaging it would be, from the boring teenage social status angle to the fact that Shia LaBeouf needs a backing cast of space robots to make him slightly interesting, but it&#8217;s a fun little movie. It&#8217;s worth watching for Aaron Yoo being goofy, if horror ain&#8217;t your bag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I watched Vertigo yesterday. I won&#8217;t deny it&#8217;s one of those classic movies that, although great to finally see, didn&#8217;t offer many surprises since it&#8217;s been parodied so many times. Heck, the Sledge Hammer! episode &#8220;Vertical&#8221; basically compresses the two hour-long movie into 22 minutes without too many omissions, if you don&#8217;t mind it being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,6],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-movie","tag-review"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}