{"id":249,"date":"2011-12-04T13:18:50","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T13:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=249"},"modified":"2011-12-04T13:18:50","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T13:18:50","slug":"dont-look-a-gift-mule-in-the-mouth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=249","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t look a gift mule in the mouth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"LOOK OUT LADY GIANT DAINTY BERZERKER QUADROPEDS ON THE LOOSE\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-giftmule.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"385\" height=\"329\" \/><br \/>\nI was going to say that I wouldn&#8217;t trust an equine wearing tights&#8230; but then I realised that was just the tint of its wings.<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t trust one wearing wings, either.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Today&#8217;s observation:<\/strong> Replacing all usages of the word &#8220;epic&#8221; with &#8220;big ol'&#8221; makes it infinitely more charming. <em>Kirby&#8217;s Big Ol&#8217; Yarn<\/em>. <em>Big Ol&#8217; Mickey<\/em>. Big Ol&#8217; Comics. Big ol&#8217; poetry. <em>Big Ol&#8217; of Gilgamesh<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to say that I wouldn&#8217;t trust an equine wearing tights&#8230; but then I realised that was just the tint of its wings. I wouldn&#8217;t trust one wearing wings, either. Today&#8217;s observation: Replacing all usages of the word &#8220;epic&#8221; with &#8220;big ol&#8217;&#8221; makes it infinitely more charming. Kirby&#8217;s Big Ol&#8217; Yarn. Big Ol&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-observation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}