{"id":244,"date":"2011-11-27T23:51:30","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T23:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=244"},"modified":"2011-11-27T23:54:31","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T23:54:31","slug":"scoop-all-the-poopin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=244","title":{"rendered":"Russian Roulette with an anus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">It began as a &#8220;today&#8217;s observation.&#8221; Then it grew into a blog entry. Then I realised I had enough literal and figurative bullshit here to warrant its own HTML document. Not that I&#8217;m sure it actually deserves it or not, but <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/gw\/dogdoo\/\">it&#8217;s up now<\/a>. Read at your own risk.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">No, seriously. Unless you want to read a few dozen paragraphs each with plentiful varied synonyms for canine faecal matter, you might want to give it a miss.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">The first General Writing in over a year and this is what it is. It&#8217;s not exactly what I hoped for, I&#8217;ll say that much. Not that it wasn&#8217;t a laugh, though.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">(it&#8217;s gonna be fun seeing this blog entry title at the bottom of the main page!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It began as a &#8220;today&#8217;s observation.&#8221; Then it grew into a blog entry. Then I realised I had enough literal and figurative bullshit here to warrant its own HTML document. Not that I&#8217;m sure it actually deserves it or not, but it&#8217;s up now. Read at your own risk. No, seriously. Unless you want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-update"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}