{"id":228,"date":"2011-09-10T19:17:08","date_gmt":"2011-09-10T19:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=228"},"modified":"2011-09-10T19:17:21","modified_gmt":"2011-09-10T19:17:21","slug":"teetotaller-i-ardly-knew-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"Teetotaller? I &#8216;ardly knew &#8216;er!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">Just trying to wrap my head around life at the moment. Excuse the lack of activity.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><strong>Today&#8217;s observation:<\/strong> For the longest time, I thought &#8220;teetotaller&#8221; was pronounced &#8220;tee-toe-tale-er&#8221;. Naturally I thought, why would you want to publicly identify as a non-alcoholic if the term for it was so goddamned dorky? Just today I discovered it&#8217;s actually pronounced &#8220;tee-total-er&#8221;. That&#8217;s a <em>little<\/em> less embarrassing, but by not much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just trying to wrap my head around life at the moment. Excuse the lack of activity. Today&#8217;s observation: For the longest time, I thought &#8220;teetotaller&#8221; was pronounced &#8220;tee-toe-tale-er&#8221;. Naturally I thought, why would you want to publicly identify as a non-alcoholic if the term for it was so goddamned dorky? Just today I discovered it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-observation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}