{"id":186,"date":"2011-06-09T22:04:04","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T22:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=186"},"modified":"2011-06-09T22:04:04","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T22:04:04","slug":"this-is-paradise-and-its-very-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"This is paradise! (and it&#8217;s very nice!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->Watched <em>Mad Max 2<\/em>. Man, am I glad I did.<\/p>\n<p>So, remember the first <em>Mad Max<\/em>, where there was <em>some<\/em> degree of civilisation and Max had <em>some<\/em> kind of goal in life? Well,  whoops, civilisation has only thinned out even more and Max is even more of a  sullen, wandering soul. After stumbling across a bumbling gyro captain, he&#8217;s led  to an outpost where a small civilisation of people are trying to live a decent  life by harvesting fuel for their appliances, but are eternally hounded by  bikers with questionable fashion sense. He helps them out only to further his  own means, but after his car gets blown the fuck up, <strong>he has nothing left to  live for<\/strong>, so, hey, he&#8217;ll help them for free.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The first <em>Mad Max<\/em> flick wasn&#8217;t bad, but just never made  use of its unique elements as well as it could&#8217;ve done, I felt. It was  post-infrastructure, but there was still enough civilisation that the story  could&#8217;ve dropped that element and there wouldn&#8217;t have been much of a difference.  It didn&#8217;t really help that the story was little more than a very long lead-up to  Max&#8217;s revenge story&#8230; which lasts all of ten minutes when he unceremoniously  just runs his wife&#8217;s killers over and blows one of them up. This one really  takes advantage of the more developed setting and gives it so much more  character. The totally barren wasteland is such an alien environment, they could  have just dropped a &#8220;a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away&#8221; caption at the  start and you wouldn&#8217;t even have known it was meant to be post-apocalyptic  Earth. Okay, maybe the Mack trucks and whatnot would tip you off, but still,  it&#8217;s just a really intriguing and inspiring setting for the story to take place.  While I&#8217;m making <em>Star Wars<\/em> references, who knew Brian May was capable of  such a grandiose fantasy-adventure style score?<\/p>\n<p>It helps that the supporting cast are a lot more intriguing.  The first one only really had Max, his wife, his police buddies and a couple of  recurring baddies, and that was it. Outside of the big boss guy who waters his  flowers shirtless (and had a terrific dub voice), none of them were very  memorable. I&#8217;ll probably end up forgetting the characters in this movie mere  hours afterwards, but the Gyro Captain was a cute and quirky character (who I  felt almost channelled elements of Hugh Laurie at times), the bad guys were full  of total oddballs, and the people living in the outpost, as little screen time  as they got, there was enough interesting people there for one to wonder what  their regular everyday life is like. Max himself is admittedly a bit of a  nobody, especially with his lack of dialogue, but in a sense having less to say  makes him more intriguing. He&#8217;s a lone wolf prowlin&#8217; the wastelands of tomorrow!<\/p>\n<p>The whole time I couldn&#8217;t help but be amused at making all  kinds of <em>Fist of the North Star<\/em> parallels; I&#8217;ve no idea if the author of  the series ever admitted the inspiration, but come on, there&#8217;s loads o  comparisons. Kenshiro&#8217;s totally kitting out Max&#8217;s attire, and the evil Lord  Humungus dude is probably what Jagi wears when he&#8217;s in the bath. You got a feral  kid (Bat!) who&#8217;s mute (Linn!) who has a bladed boomerang (Mamiya&#8217;s bladed yo-yos  count, right?). You could be there all day if you wanted to. Admittedly Mad Max  is much more interested in the aspect of what&#8217;s left of yesteryear&#8217;s technology,  whereas <em>Fist of the North Star<\/em> doesn&#8217;t really give a crap about that &#8211;  who cares about guns or bikes or trucks when all the important people are  totally immune to them? Ken probably just needs to bulge his bicep and all bikes  within a five mile radius just fall over and explode.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one of those films that pretty much defines an entire  genre, so I&#8217;m glad I got around to seeing it eventually. I&#8217;d probably say if  you&#8217;re big into visual design and whatnot, it&#8217;s definitely worth checking out  just for the costumes, vehicles and art design alone. Not sure if I&#8217;ll be in a  rush to check out the third one, but of all things, I&#8217;m tempted to check out <em> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.armagideon-time.com\/?p=5435\">Outlander<\/a><\/em> now. At the  very worst it can only be <strong>just<\/strong> as bad as the <em>Hokuto no Ken<\/em> SEGA  game, right?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So, RQ87 got himself a new router earlier in the week. And you  know what that meant? We could actually directly connect to each other on Xbox  Live for the first time ever! No, I&#8217;m serious, for about a year and a half (or  more!), if we wanted to play an Xbox Live game together, we couldn&#8217;t just host a  game and let the other join &#8211; for whatever reason our connections were  incompatible, and the moment we directly connected, we&#8217;d just drop. Never found  an explantion for how or why; I&#8217;ve had a similar problem with trying to play  friends on Wii games. Instead we&#8217;d need to find a server hosted by someone else,  hope that by the time we alert each other there&#8217;s still enough room for both of  us&#8230; and if we make it in, we may find out that we&#8217;re playing with total losers  or on a dumb map or something. Or the connection would drop and we&#8217;d have to  repeat the process.<\/p>\n<p>It was a very depressing experience.<\/p>\n<p>But now, we can just&#8230; connect directly! If one of us hosts a  game, the other can just hop in! Simple as that! Honest to god, it makes me  wonder how the hell we ever settled for such a roundabout method of playing  online games together for a year and a half. Not that we were playing together  every day, or even every week, but still. We began with some <em>OutRun Online  Arcade<\/em>, a game I&#8217;ve been dying to play online for ages (the multi-player  userbase seems to have been rather inactive since the day I got it), and it&#8217;s  kinda different shifting from single-player to multi-player. Alone, you can just  avoid whatever courses you don&#8217;t like, and your main focus is just staying on  the track, avoiding the cars and keeping up your speed. Online, the path is  predetermined before the race starts, which can be a real nuisance for folks  like me who just grind the same tracks over and over to try and get the best  record; and now you&#8217;ve got to keep the enemy racer from using your slipstream. I  think my attempts to ward RQ87 off just me crash into a wall and fall into last  place. Not smart.<\/p>\n<p>We also started <em>Resident Evil 5<\/em>&#8230; a game I bought in  November last year, and haven&#8217;t even touched until now. I&#8217;m totally  inexperienced with the Resident Evil series &#8211; I tried RE4 once and got  chainsaw&#8217;d very quickly, and I much preferred watching the others, so it was a  bit of a shock to just leap straight in with someone to lead the way for me. I,  uh, died a lot. I can&#8217;t have been <strong>too<\/strong> incompetent since we completed the  first chapter without suffering too badly, but yeah, since it was the first time  I&#8217;d even played the game I was stumbling around and getting axes in the back a  lot. Still, playing the game was pretty fun, and it&#8217;s got me tempted to give the  other games in the series another shot.<\/p>\n<p>We only got playing an hour or two of stuff on Tuesday, but  I&#8217;m itching for more. It has made us realise how few online games we share,  though. There&#8217;s the two aforementioned, the two <em>Left 4 Dead<\/em> titles and a  couple others, but that&#8217;s it. Then again, we got plenty of mileage just from  those two zombie-fests, so it&#8217;s not like we need much variety. I mean, we got  plenty of entertainment from just the PC version of <em>Halo<\/em> without much  need for diversity. Not proper playing-the-game entertainment, mind you, but  just being an asshole in an incredibly broken game is fun enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watched Mad Max 2. Man, am I glad I did. So, remember the first Mad Max, where there was some degree of civilisation and Max had some kind of goal in life? Well, whoops, civilisation has only thinned out even more and Max is even more of a sullen, wandering soul. 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