{"id":1331,"date":"2021-08-23T21:22:45","date_gmt":"2021-08-23T21:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2021-08-23T21:22:45","modified_gmt":"2021-08-23T21:22:45","slug":"and-so-the-blathering-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1331","title":{"rendered":"And So The Blathering Begins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\" align=\"center\">I wrote nearly 13,000 words about <i> <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/gw\/croc\/\">Croc<\/a><\/i>. I threatened to do it back in 2016, and because nobody stopped me, here we are now. Look, the internet needs its overwrought defence of <i>Croc<\/i>, and like heck it&#8217;s gonna be a video essay. I wanna hear someone sell me on the merits of <i>Ape Escape<\/i> but without having to actually listen to them!<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" align=\"center\">The summer heatwave totally drained me, which wasn&#8217;t much fun because I like to do things during my waking hours besides sweating and vegetating. There&#8217;s a lot of things I wanna be getting on with, it&#8217;s unearthing myself from beneath my mountain of responsibilities and procrastination that&#8217;s the tricky part. Thanks to folks writing in, apologies for not replying, all that good stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote nearly 13,000 words about Croc. I threatened to do it back in 2016, and because nobody stopped me, here we are now. Look, the internet needs its overwrought defence of Croc, and like heck it&#8217;s gonna be a video essay. I wanna hear someone sell me on the merits of Ape Escape but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-1331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-update"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}