{"id":127,"date":"2010-12-16T19:53:26","date_gmt":"2010-12-16T19:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=127"},"modified":"2011-06-15T11:43:55","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:43:55","slug":"theres-no-such-thing-as-a-free-panda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s no such thing as a free panda"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->Ugh. Designing a new layout for the various bits of the site isn&#8217;t too bad, and  I&#8217;d dare say it&#8217;s actually mildly entertaining. Porting old content into the new  layout is an entirely joyless affair that makes me want to cry, though. Why did  I think this was a good idea?<\/p>\n<p>SITE UPDATES ARE POSTPONED FOR ANOTHER EIGHTEEN MONTHS<\/p>\n<p>Nah, just kidding. Though it&#8217;s probably not far from the truth. It&#8217;ll probably be  sixteen months.<\/p>\n<p>As usual, I haven&#8217;t really been up to much, and what little I have done I&#8217;ve  mostly forgotten about. I haven&#8217;t been watching many movies lately either, and  what little I have watched I haven&#8217;t commented on, so let&#8217;s try and catch up!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Jumper:<\/strong><\/em> Rather nice action flick with an intriguing premise. Dude  can teleport! Religious fundamentalist Samuel L. Jackson doesn&#8217;t approve and  wants his goose cooked! To go on a (hopefully) minor tirade, one thing that&#8217;s  always bugged me about superheroes is how it&#8217;s pretty much customary for all the  big shots to have lorry-loads of superpowers <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(insert half-baked  Superman jab here)<\/span>, when it&#8217;s much more fun to have just one ability and  see how it can be used in a variety of scenarios. The main character <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(I can&#8217;t remember his name, and there&#8217;s no way in hell I&#8217;m going  to actually call him Jumper)<\/span> is still just a regular guy who happens to  have used his teleportation power to be a massive bank-robbing dick, so it&#8217;s not  like he has super strength or anything. Yes, he can handle goons with ease, but  only because he&#8217;s good at grabbing people and then using his inertia to ram them  into walls or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>I must be very old-fashioned for saying this, but the guy wasn&#8217;t a particularly  ideal superhero. This is highlighted, of course, during the first glimpse of his  adult life when he sees footage of a flooding in a foreign country, and rather  than doing a thing about it, he decides to score himself a bit of booty in a  local bar. A true hero to identify with! Of course, most superheroes need some  kind of push to get them into tackling crime and helping the little man; Peter  Parker had his callous attitude result in the death of his Uncle Ben, Bruce  Wayne had his parents shot by some random punk <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(or did they  retcon that?)<\/span> and, uh, I think Clark Kent&#8217;s adoptive parents decide that  superhero-ing is the best their supernaturally gifted adoptive son can give to  the world, I guess. The hero of <em>Jumper<\/em> is just this guy nobody respects  who only turns his life around after leaving his deadbeat dad and robbing a few  hundred banks. Not exactly straight-arrow material.<\/p>\n<p>None of the characters were particularly likeable, and I was actually more  interested in learning more about the former-bully now-drunkard guy who the main  guy slams around in prison at one point, as the main guy certainly wasn&#8217;t  intriguing outside of his special power. I will say Hayden Christenden didn&#8217;t do  a bad job as the main guy, though that probably doesn&#8217;t say much since I&#8217;ve  never exactly held much respect for the actor (that&#8217;s what being a <em>Star Wars<\/em> nerd does to you!). Petty nags aside <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(<em>pfft<\/em>, like the <strong> story and characters<\/strong> mean anything!)<\/span>, it was a fun and entertaining  flick, and it might be worth checking out the original novel.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb:<\/strong><\/em> I wasn&#8217;t really too sure what to think of this, to be quite honest. I was only  aware of its many homages, such as the bomb dropping sequence, Strangelove&#8217;s  evil hand and <em>&#8220;mein fuhrer, I can <strong>valk<\/strong>!&#8221;<\/em>, as well as repeated  references to it as the one of the greatest war\/comedy films of all time. I had  no expectations, but, if I may sound utterly blasphemous to any movie buff in  the audience, I was almost under the impression it was going to be a straight-up  comedy. Instead it&#8217;s mostly the kind of dark satire where you&#8217;re unsure whether  or not to laugh, as although the stuff is ridiculous, it never feels that far  off from what people would&#8217;ve been seriously thinking during the Cold War.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve got clear-as-day comedy like the gung-ho military fellow in the War Room  who&#8217;s constantly trying to pin some kind of ridiculous plot on the Russian  ambassador, and then you&#8217;ve got&#8230; <em>other<\/em> kinds of humour. Such as the  off-his-nut General Ripper slowly going crazy and paranoid, detailing to Peter  Sellers his belief that the Communists are contaminating the American&#8217;s bodily  fluids, a conspiracy he cooked up after a bout of sexual intercourse that didn&#8217;t  exactly blast off. The man plays the whole thing so straight, like a real  paranoid rant in a military film that it&#8217;s hard to know in what light you&#8217;re  meant to take it. And then, in between all this, you&#8217;ve got the very tense  scenes of the bomber plane making an attack on the Russian target containing a  bomb that&#8217;ll basically wipe out all life on Earth. It&#8217;s a big clash of  contrasting moods that give the film a very strange ambiance.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, I&#8217;m clearly not the man to speak about the movie&#8217;s themes with any  degree of sensibility. I will say that, as always with Kubrick&#8217;s work, it has  some absolutely fantastic camera work, and the whole thing, despite its strange  clashing of themes and atmosphere, runs very nicely. I&#8217;ll basically summarise  with the tail end of a conversation about it with RQ87.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">Ragey:<\/span> <\/strong>I guess in a        way I&#8217;m not sure what to think of it.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>RQ87:<\/strong><\/span> Would you recommend it to        others?<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Ragey:<\/strong><\/span> Hm. It&#8217;s a bit slow-going,        though I was reasonably engrossed in  it (though I admit when I knew it was        leading up to the bomb  sequence I was like &#8220;get on with it!&#8221;, but it was        pretty tense). I  love Kubrick&#8217;s camera work and there&#8217;s some fantastic        comic  acting, it is just so weird and mixed it&#8217;s hard to define it, y&#8217;know.         I&#8217;d say give it a bash, just don&#8217;t try and have expectations, if  possible.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>RQ87:<\/strong><\/span> Too late for that man. It ranked        pretty highly on the 100 greatest war films if I remember right.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Ragey:<\/strong><\/span> Um!<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Ragey:<\/strong><\/span> Then again the movie was        released in 1964, wasn&#8217;t it? I mean I&#8217;m  kinda fifty years too late to just        say &#8220;try not to have any  expectations, you guys!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"yeah, and you can tell him to SUCK IT!!\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-doodle22.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"506\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Contrary to your first assumption, this fellow is actually discussing the  various ways to eat a gumball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ugh. Designing a new layout for the various bits of the site isn&#8217;t too bad, and I&#8217;d dare say it&#8217;s actually mildly entertaining. Porting old content into the new layout is an entirely joyless affair that makes me want to cry, though. Why did I think this was a good idea? 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