{"id":118,"date":"2010-11-10T16:22:35","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T16:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=118"},"modified":"2011-06-15T11:45:08","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:45:08","slug":"118","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"Pumpkin mug!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->Man, forget minimum  wage! If photocopying stuff for close friends gets me paid with a pumpkin cup,  I&#8217;m all for it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"bucktoothed bozo\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-pumpkincup1.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"594\" height=\"374\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One thing concerns me,  though&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"WARNING: This is not a toy. For decoration only.\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-pumpkincup2.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"374\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This warning label. It  informs me that this pumpkin-shaped cup is not a toy. Okay, cool. If it were  left at that, I could live my life happily without further question.<\/p>\n<p>But then it says &#8220;for  decoration only.&#8221; What does that imply? The label on the bottom of its base  clearly describes it as a &#8220;pumpkin mug,&#8221; which suggests that you drink stuff  from it. Are cups considered decorations nowadays? Do modern issues of Home  Beautiful detail the many ways you can spruce up your boring living room by  inventive placement of colourful drinking cups? More importantly, <em>is it <strong> safe<\/strong><\/em> to drink from this? The warning label never once mentions whether  or not you can drink from it! You could argue that drinking from the pumpkin mug  brings unpleasant after-effects to the poor sod gulping tea from it, but I  imagine it&#8217;s a more down-to-earth threat like lead paint or something.<\/p>\n<p>Minimum wage never  raises this many questions.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-doodle18.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"176\" height=\"151\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The first time I  showed this guy on the blog I was hoping he wouldn&#8217;t end up plaguing the doodles  section constantly. Laziness and a lack of other drawings to use has forced this  predicament upon us!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man, forget minimum wage! If photocopying stuff for close friends gets me paid with a pumpkin cup, I&#8217;m all for it. One thing concerns me, though&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,5],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodle","tag-observation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}