{"id":110,"date":"2010-10-31T23:47:51","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T23:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=110"},"modified":"2011-06-15T11:45:54","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T11:45:54","slug":"your-wife-has-a-lovely-neck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=110","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Your wife has a lovely neck.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--  p.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm}  li.MsoNormal \t{mso-style-parent:\"\"; \tmargin-bottom:.0001pt; \tfont-size:12.0pt; \tfont-family:\"Times New Roman\"; \tmargin-left:0cm; margin-right:0cm; margin-top:0cm} -->I said I&#8217;d have an  update prepared for October, didn&#8217;t I? I&#8217;m really sorry I haven&#8217;t anything to  show. I am working on a couple of things, but I haven&#8217;t really had the  motivation to do as much work on them as I&#8217;d like to, partly because my attempts  at improving my web design skills is also a total misery, and work is just  getting me down. It&#8217;s a shame, as I definitely would&#8217;ve liked to at least have  gotten something finished. Random Hoo Haas is five years old, and I commemorate  the event by being a lazy bastard.<\/p>\n<p><em>For once in my  life, I&#8217;d like to be able to live up to my promises.<!--more--><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I went to a showing of <em>Nosferatu: A Symphony Of Horror<\/em> at the Crescent Arts Centre; it wasn&#8217;t  just a simple showing of the 1922 classic, but a showing with live music by <strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/3epkano\">3epkano<\/a><\/strong>! It was a very  entertaining evening, and not just because Belfast was crawling with idiots in  superhero outfits (though that was definitely a plus). It&#8217;s actually pretty  interesting to finally see the movie after only hearing about it through &#8220;top  100 scariest movies&#8221; lists and still imagery and so on. Much like how RQ87 <a href=\"http:\/\/rq87.flyingomelette.com\/RQ\/TV\/2010\/s.html\">realised<\/a> there  was more to <em>Full Metal Jacket<\/em> than R. Lee Ermey shouting at people, I was  surprised that there was more to Nosferatu than seeing Orlok&#8217;s shadow cast on  walls.<\/p>\n<p>I hear so many people  commenting on Orlok and his rodent-themed appearance, but I had never heard any  remark about him almost being the literal incarnation of plague and pestilence,  rats appearing wherever he goes and generally striking down the citizens of the  sleepy town with fatal illness. Orlok is obviously the main draw (I assume we  don&#8217;t need yet another person remarking on just how damn creepy the dude is?),  but the rest of the content stands up very well. The scenes of the sleepy town  succumbing to his plague is very dark, especially the scene where you see  coffins being carted out of houses, and the sequence where Orlok disposes of the  last two living men on a cargo ship is absolutely killer. It does kind of dilute  the horror of this stiff, inhuman monster when you see him lugging a coffin full  of muck around town, but when he brings his A-game, <em>hot damn<\/em>, it scares  you stiff. 3epkano did a great job accompanying the film; it&#8217;s not exactly what  I expected when I thought &#8220;soundtrack for a silent film,&#8221; but it delivered a  beautiful and haunting ambiance to it. If you excuse me being a total shill, I&#8217;d  say <a href=\"http:\/\/7digital.com\/artists\/3epkano\/\">check &#8217;em out<\/a>, or at  least the samples a whirl.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"MASHMAN WHY ARE YOU CRYING\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-doodle15.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"125\" height=\"192\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s doodle is a  wonkily drawn Link. The shield&#8217;s kind of awkward, at least the way it covers up  a lot of detail, but I&#8217;d say I at least like the basic style I was going for.  The hand weirds me out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I said I&#8217;d have an update prepared for October, didn&#8217;t I? I&#8217;m really sorry I haven&#8217;t anything to show. 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