{"id":1086,"date":"2019-08-09T12:20:05","date_gmt":"2019-08-09T12:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1086"},"modified":"2019-08-09T12:20:05","modified_gmt":"2019-08-09T12:20:05","slug":"always-never-not-timely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1086","title":{"rendered":"Always never not timely"},"content":{"rendered":"<p dir=\"ltr\" align=\"center\">So I played a bit of <b><i> <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bomb\/mob\/taisen\/\">Taisen! Bomberman<\/a><\/i><\/b> back in 2016, recorded some footage and made the barest of notes, but I wasn&#8217;t desperate to cover it. I figured, hey, it&#8217;s an Android game! You don&#8217;t need access to a Japan-exclusive phone service just to play these games, so what&#8217;s the rush? It&#8217;s not like the game&#8217;s gonna disappear anytime soon and I&#8217;ll have to rely on the dodgiest of second-hand accounts to even learn what the game was about. <i>Perish the thought!<\/i><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Well, guess who&#8217;s frantically researching the game after hearing it&#8217;s getting delisted on August 26th. The 2014 game and <i>100 Man Bomberman Battle<\/i> have already been delisted when I wasn&#8217;t looking! Both games can no longer connect to their networks and thus won&#8217;t progress past the title screen. I&#8217;ll let you know how that crow tastes.<br \/>\nUntil then, please read the <i><b> <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bomb\/mob\/taisen\/\">Taisen! Bomberman<\/a><\/b><\/i> coverage, where Bomberman trades his shoes made of bubblegum for some corporate-branded running shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I played a bit of Taisen! Bomberman back in 2016, recorded some footage and made the barest of notes, but I wasn&#8217;t desperate to cover it. I figured, hey, it&#8217;s an Android game! You don&#8217;t need access to a Japan-exclusive phone service just to play these games, so what&#8217;s the rush? It&#8217;s not like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-1086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-update"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}