{"id":1069,"date":"2018-09-19T21:54:30","date_gmt":"2018-09-19T21:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2019-02-04T22:56:29","modified_gmt":"2019-02-04T22:56:29","slug":"a-correction-65-million-years-in-the-making","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1069","title":{"rendered":"A Correction 65 Million Years in the Making"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a lazy bum and didn&#8217;t write blog posts for the last few updates, so let&#8217;s get it all in one go!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/msmia\/\">MS:MIA<\/a> has a few bits and pieces here and there: some unused graphics, remnants of a debug dipswitch in <i>Advance<\/i>, <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/msmia\/1\/#meeher\">translated bits<\/a> from the Metal Slug Official Guidebook, and a bit of general maintenance, that sort of thing.<br \/>\nThe <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bomb\/\">Bomberman shrine<\/a> sprayed a bunch of stuff\u00a0 all over the place, mostly unfinished pages, but there&#8217;s some notable content like a <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bomb\/book\/newencyc\/\">translated interview<\/a>!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m afraid <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/ai\/scans\/\">Scans &amp; Bits<\/a> is my new jam for content-light research-heavy updates! There&#8217;s new pages for Comic Bom Bom (with Ganbare Goemon, Sly Cooper and Dr. Mario scans), CoroCoro Comic (Crash Bandicoot, Spyro, Sonic the Hedgehog and assorted 4-koma), Shogakukan Learning Magazine (Super Mario Kun and Famicom Manga for Mario, Zelda 2 and The Goonies), Fami2Comic (Rockman ZX Advent and the rest of Go! Go! Mario Kart), and Dengeki Nintendo DS (Animal Crossing, Sonic the Hedgehog #6, #24 and #38), and English translations for the Star Fox Super Capture Guide, Wai Wai Wario and Klonoa manga courtesy of MiloScat, ReasonablePerson and Moonpie!).<br \/>\nPhew!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I keep writing drafts for subjects to waffle about in blog posts just to give a little value for money, and every time I&#8217;m totally dry. Whatever thoughts I have are barely enough to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ragey0\/status\/998694712889495552\"> fill <\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ragey0\/status\/964847071143583745\">a<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ragey0\/status\/1022460568739958784\">tweet<\/a> these days. I don&#8217;t think it says much for my imagination when the one thing I&#8217;m confident to write about on the blog is&#8230; chewing out older blog posts I made!<\/p>\n<p>Ages and ages and ages ago I made <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=277\">some comment<\/a> about <i>Dino Babies<\/i>, under the mistaken belief there were a couple of foul-named dinosaurs in an otherwise innocuous kids&#8217; show. And I quote!<br \/>\n<i>&#8220;Speaking of <\/i>Dino Babies<i>, I&#8217;d love to cover some of it on Random Action Hour &#8211; especially the episode where everyone rides on a big boat and there&#8217;s two characters called Dick and Butt. No, seriously, they show up just for that episode and I can&#8217;t even remember what they do, but they introduce themselves by saying, <\/i><b>&#8220;Hi, my name&#8217;s Dick. This is Butt.&#8221;<\/b> <i>Keep it classy, 1990s!&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>As luck would have it, there&#8217;s actually a fair bit of <i>Dino Babies<\/i> on YouTube now <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(there was a comparative dearth of it six years ago, at least of the English version!)<\/span>, and that very episode is on there. At six minutes into <i><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/FJmHn6zMVOM?t=6m15s\">Jurassic Ark<\/a><\/i> the two characters walk in and immediately introduce themselves. And I quote!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-dinobabielou.jpg\" width=\"288\" height=\"212\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>&#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m Bud, and this is Lou.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, don&#8217;t I look a right arse. I don&#8217;t know what this says about my hearing, the audio quality of old VHS tapes that had been replayed into oblivion, or my dirty mind even as a young&#8217;un. As you might expect, the two dinos <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(who I&#8217;m sure appear in no other episode &#8211; prove me wrong, Dino Babies Wiki, which as of this writing is 100% not a thing!)<\/span> are references to Abbott and Costello, complete with Lou Abbott&#8217;s pencil moustache and Bud Costello&#8217;s dopey disposition, though this was totally lost on 1990s me.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m on a correction kick, let&#8217;s put my reading comprehension into question! In an <a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=564\">ONM Remembered instalment<\/a> where letter writer Andrew Mills clearly says they visited the N64 Magazine offices on work experience, I was under the bizarre delusion that they won a contest to get there. In hindsight, why the staff behind a games magazine would ever offer a visit to their Pot Noodle-scented office as a contest prize is a bit of a baffling notion, but thank you to Mr. Mills for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/the_tech_author\/status\/1032626252610498561\">writing in<\/a> and correcting me! Should I ever get around to making an index for ONM Remembered you can probably expect corrections and annotations abounds.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Speaking of, what can we expect from Random Hoo Haas in future? Honestly, probably the same old documentative guff that&#8217;s been the norm the past couple of years &#8211; I have to wade through magazines, comics and Bomberman merchandise just to reach the computer, so I want those written about and disposed of. I&#8217;ve lots of ideas for stuff I would like to do, in no particular order&#8230;<i><\/i><\/p>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li>A walkthrough for <i>Congo: The Lost City of Zinj<\/i> on SEGA Saturn. I mean, I already made heaps of notes for my <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=pjJ3RSFp-MY\">video playthrough<\/a>&#8230;!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">A revamp of my sprite section and ripping tutorial, with per-game info and more tips for tools.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">A guide for buying stuff from Japan? I&#8217;ve been doing too much of it!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Indexes for ONM Remembered and the mobile phone game \/ fangame videos on my YouTube channel.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Write some General Writings? A look at quirky boardgames, doing nerd-ass reviews, that old lark.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Updating the <i>Puchi Carat<\/i> shrine with new transcriptions, translations, art and gubbins.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Heck, maybe finally do something with those <i>Ardy Lightfoot<\/i> and <i> Wario&#8217;s Woods<\/i> shrines. Those things are ramshackle!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">I keep forgetting I wrote <i>Red Dwarf<\/i> reviews yonks ago. Maybe pick that up again? I did read all the books a while back!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">Maybe even new shrines for extra nerdy crap? <i>Star Fox? Transformers?? F-Zero???<\/i><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul type=\"circle\">\n<li>And while I&#8217;m making all these preposterous claims, maybe I&#8217;ll even get back to updating Random Action Hour with only the most obtuse no-one-asked-for-this bullshit. Who wants <i>Fox Hunt<\/i>!?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&#8230; but those self-indulgent ideas boil down to having the time, energy, interest or patience for it. And that varies! <span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">(I totally expect to look back at this list and laugh. This blog is practically an archive of plans I never get around to doing!)<\/span><br \/>\nRandom Hoo Haas is coming up on 13 years old this October (<i><b>oh no<\/b><\/i>) and, self-imposed stress aside, I still enjoy working on it. I mean, it&#8217;s a big dumb relic of mid-2000s internet and my interests have gotten so niche even <i>I<\/i> roll my eyes at myself. I&#8217;m pretty sure the audience is in the single digits by now, but it&#8217;s a fun outlet for whatever nonsense I think folks will find informative or get a kick out of.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/blog-doodle26.gif\" width=\"172\" height=\"148\" \/><br \/>\nI wanna find time for other stuff once in a while, though. Get back into creative writing or dabble in art or maybe something completely different, who knows. I&#8217;d love to find out if my pixel art skills actually improved or if this Bowser I made a few months back was just a fluke!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a lazy bum and didn&#8217;t write blog posts for the last few updates, so let&#8217;s get it all in one go! 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