{"id":1020,"date":"2017-02-23T11:00:53","date_gmt":"2017-02-23T11:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2017-01-02T18:59:34","modified_gmt":"2017-01-02T18:59:34","slug":"onm-remembered-465","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/?p=1020","title":{"rendered":"ONM Remembered &#8211; #465"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">&#8220;After finishing this letter, I didn&#8217;t know whether to congratulate you or call the police.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/onmems-509.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/bl\/onm\/thumb\/onmems-509th.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nfrom Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Some exceptionally daft excerpts from Seal&#8217;s Mailbag: one sharing a variety of gross-out get-rich-quick schemes, and the other about airdropping a muscle-bound martial artist for the simple mission of strapping a games console to a dog.<br \/>\n&#8230; you&#8217;re right, it <i>was<\/i> a lucky day if the letters page actually talked about video games in those days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;After finishing this letter, I didn&#8217;t know whether to congratulate you or call the police.&#8221; from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[60,37,61,43],"class_list":["post-1020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-onm-remembered","tag-letters","tag-onm","tag-seal","tag-stupidity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1020"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1020\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomhoohaas.flyingomelette.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}