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ONM Remembered – #201

“And you can’t trust the weather.” from N64 Magazine issue 23 (December 1998)

ONM Remembered – #200

“Did you know that, in GoldenEye 007, you can shoot someone in the leg once and they’ll still live? Well, if you didn’t, try it on Natalya. She’ll appreciate it.” from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)

ONM Remembered – #198

“MAP AT WORK” from N64 Magazine issue 8 (November 1997)

ONM Remembered – #197

“And not forgetting: Fidel Castro! Idi Amin! That bloke from Mozambique!” from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997) Besides being a mighty fine magazine, one thing that netted N64 Magazine further acclaim was its great tradition of swamping readers in pack-in guides, cheat lists and other booklets full of goodies. Although most were a very […]

ONM Remembered – #195

“… the fact that a digital TV company and a games publisher are teaming up, could well be the first step towards buying your games via interactive TV.” from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)

ONM Remembered – #188

“I am pleased that games – whether they come in plastic cases or not – help prevent children getting into scrapes outside on the streets.” from N64 Magazine issue 41 (May 2000)

ONM Remembered – #184

“Basically, when I’m in trouble, I run away.” from N64 Magazine issue 41 (May 2000)

ONM Remembered – #181

“OH NO! KRUSTY THE CLOWN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE EVIL SIDESHOW BOB AS REVENGE ON KRUSTY FOR ALL THOSE YEARS OF TORTURE! GO ALL AROUND SPRINGFIELD IN SEARCH OF ELUSIVE KRUSTY KAPS. THERE ARE 50 TO COLLECT IN ALL, AND WHEN YOU HAVE COLLECTED THEM ALL, KRUSTY WILL BE RELEASED, AND SIDESHOW BOB WILL […]

ONM Remembered – #179

“Maybe Ubi Soft’s artists can’t draw arms. or legs. They can certainly draw skeletal Grim Reapers, though.” from N64 Magazine issue 10 (December 1997)

ONM Remembered – #176

“Jim, Jim, what were you thinking? It’s like Elvis joining the Monkees. Stay solo, Jim, and keep your integrity.” from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)

ONM Remembered – #175

“And also, as he’s a dinosaur hunter he could kill mech raptors and triceratopses!” from N64 Magazine issue 8 (November 1997)

ONM Remembered – #172

“We’re not saying that Rare isn’t easy to find, but it’s currently being used by the government to conduct experiments on aliens.” from N64 Magazine issue 13 (March 1998)

ONM Remembered – #168

“Lylat Wars? I’m glad I’m not responsible for that. N64’s a great read, though. I get it every month.” from N64 Magazine issue 11 (January 1998)

ONM Remembered – #163

“(trust the French)” from N64 Magazine issue 8 (November 1997)

ONM Remembered – #161

“REVIEWED: SUPER MARIO LAND – THE GAME THAT LAUNCHED THE PLUMBER’S CAREER ON THE GAME BOY” from N64 Magazine issue 12 (February 1998)

ONM Remembered – #159

“They say that, in the event of a nuclear holocaust, cockroaches will most likely be the sole survivors. I take issue with this, and am certain that both Tamagotchi and the Toki Meki Memorial babes will be around to keep the roaches company.” from N64 Magazine issue 7 (October 1997)

ONM Remembered – #156

“Baby Bio Freak.” from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998)

ONM Remembered – #155

“You wouldn’t have any lives, just £1000 to spend on repairs or fines.” from N64 Magazine issue 14 (April 1998)

ONM Remembered – #154

“Don’t panic.” from N64 Magazine issue 8 (November 1997)

ONM Remembered – #152

“Her hunky alter-go, Jake, must then learn how to behave like a man, negotiating such everyday laddish hazards as dating, bragging and public urinal etiquette.” from N64 Magazine issue 17 (July 1998) This headline always caught my eye, but I must never have actually read it, because it’s basically a load of guff about Nintendo […]