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ONM Remembered – #104

“A PSYCHEDELIC SURREALISTIC RUMBLE PAK JIGGERING CRAZY PATCHWORK QUILT OF AN ADVENTURE” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 68 (May 1998)

ONM Remembered – #103

“Valentine’s Day… send Princess Peach a card!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue…?

ONM Remembered – #100

“A LIFE WASTED” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)

ONM Remembered – #90

“The winner can choose to receive either 20 bananas each week for 52 weeks or 1000 € in cash.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)

ONM Remembered – #83

“palm tree abrasion” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)

ONM Remembered – #82

“I wonder how many Luigi fans are out there?” from N64 Magazine issue 10 (December 1997)

ONM Remembered – #81

“SEEK AND YE WON’T FIND” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 58 (July 1997)

ONM Remembered – #64

“WHEN I’M 64” (from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 64 (January 1998)

ONM Remembered – #54

“Yoshi strikes back. Thanks Yoshi.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)

ONM Remembered – #47

“Who could ever forget her Flik Flak?” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 68 (May 1998)

ONM Remembered – #45

“Banjo-Kazooie will arrive in November at the surprisingly low price of $59.95.” from official Nintendo Magazine issue 61 (October 1997)

ONM Remembered – #39

“POSTER” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 97 (October 2000)

ONM Remembered – #18

“KISS MY FAT ASS MONKEY BOY!” from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)

“This is probably a stupid question, but do you hire real birds to make your chilli, or do you just get guys in costume?”

… I asked the canary wearing a chef’s hat. Today’s observation: I have no idea what last night’s dream was all about. It involved going go-carting with my friends; being invited to a group of medieval knights living in the mountains (who called themselves the Nigerian Knights, but had surprisingly few Nigerians); a group of […]

My stick is nicer than yours.

It’s been a quiet month. I dedicated practically all of May into the grunt work for it, and since then it’s been a slow, tedious grind to fill out the rest of it, but the Puchi Carat shrine has been revamped. It’s one of those things I was really excited about working on, and now […]

“I’m huuuuuge!”

So, I returned Super Mario Galaxy 2 yesterday. I’d gotten around 36 stars and had reached World 4, I think. I enjoyed the game. Yeah.

The wobbliest sorceress in the woooorld!

Well, that was an interesting start to the day; being told there’s a pigeon in the garage. We had to cover the closed windows with rugs and other nonsense so it knew which of them was actually open, and didn’t brain itself when trying to fly out. All’s well that ends well.   So, how […]

Aw, you’re all heart, sonny.

Given my status as a rampant Nintendo fanboy, you’d think I’d have talked about Donkey Kong Country Returns by now, right? I haven’t even so much as mentioned it since the time it was shown at E3, and the game’s been out, what, over two weeks now in the UK? Well, truth is, I only […]