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ONM Remembered – #469

“When I was conceptualising this mag I dreamt of all the amazing 64bit games I’d be playing. Had this dropped on my desk when I was Editor of Super Action I wouldn’t have thought it was all that good. Know what I mean?” from 64 Magazine issue 4 (February 1998)

ONM Remembered – Pack-In Week, day 3

“Miyamoto says he’d like to see penguins in all his N64 games. Fortunately these aren’t like Mario Kart‘s kamikaze fowl!” from 64 Solutions: Pilot Wings / Wave Race (pack-in with 64 Magazine issue 14, April 1998)

ONM Remembered – #446

“If this doesn’t get a star letter I will personally wreck your house with a large wrecking ball.” from 64 Magazine volume 7 (1997)

ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 2

“This handsome fellow is Gexorr, the final boss. He lives inside Zorr, the previous boss, to avoid council tax.” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 1

“He’s got a scar on his face, so by the Hollywood rule of facial deformity he’s obviously a bad’un. Even if he does dress like a hotel valet.” from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #381

“Jump the jumps, sound your horn, and marry your cousin!” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #377

“I’ll save the world, you save the money!” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #347

“This magazine is not endorsed, sponsored or otherwise authorised by Nintendo” from 64 Magazine volume 7 (1997)

ONM Remembered – #331

“Oh, I don’t know. It’s Snowboard Kids, and it’s got snow and boards and kids in it. Do your own caption.” from 64 Magazine volume 15 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #329

“If you want lizards, wait for Yoshi.” from 64 Magazine volume 10 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #321

“… letting you feel every red-hot bullet penetrating Bond’s soft flesh.” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #310

“Make your way to the end of this level and you’ll be horrendously beaten by a huge bloke with a frisbee. Makes you wonder whether it’s all really worth it…” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – Total Test Week, day 3

“Absolutely pathetic attempt at a racing game, redeemed only by… well, nothing, actually. It’s utter rubbish.” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #278

“We’d like to tell you what’s going on in these shots, but frankly it’s all too bizarre for us to deal with. At least, not until we’ve ingested some hard drugs.” from 64 Magazine volume 15 (18th June 1998)

ONM Remembered – Staff Week, day 7

“What would 64 Magazine’s illustrious staff look like rendered in manga form?” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – Staff Week, day 2

“What lurks in the mind of the 64 Magazine crew?” from 64 Magazine volume 7 (1997)

ONM Remembered – #240

“It’s even got giant robot Goemon Impact in it!” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #239

Poopality from 64 Magazine volume 9 (1998)

ONM Remembered – #216

“Answers that begin with the letter S will be instantly binned to preserve the gene pool!” from 64 Magazine volume 9 (2nd January 1998)

ONM Remembered – #212

“It’s not this kind of typical Nintendo kiddie cutesy-bizarre character, it’s a bee with a big f*ck-off gun, y’know?” “And sunglasses.” “And sunglasses!” from 64 Magazine volume 15 (18th June 1998)