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ONM Remembered – #365

“Eternal Darkness: Life’s a game”

from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 123 (December 2002)

You find a magical mirror that allows you to communicate with three identical copies of yourself, all high-ranking members of society from notable times in history… and the best group activity you collectively decide upon is shaving in the dark.
Normally I’d suggest you find better friends, but perhaps this is a good opportunity for a bit of self-improvement. Look up your local community college for a flower-arranging class or something.