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It’s hard not to make an insensitive celebrity death joke here

Y’know, I was always under the impression that musicians who leave a legacy always die in a manner befitting of their final days. Jimi Hendrix choked on his vomit because he was drugged on all kinds of stuff, Elvis died on the crapper due to the decay of his health, and I just read that a member of ELO died recently.

By being hit with a bale of hay.

Um.

Mind you, it was allegedly a wonkin’ huge bale of hay, it wasn’t like it was just some straws that popped his clogs, but still not a good way to go. My condolences.

One Comment

  1. MightyKombat wrote:

    If you can get your hand cut on a plastic ketchup bottle then that ELO guy dying by being hit with a bale of hay almost makes a bit of sense. EVEYTHING in the world is a potential death trap.

    Thursday, September 9, 2010 at 3:16 am | Permalink