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Cause of death: Stabbed by a balloon

How did I manage to cut myself on a fucking ketchup bottle? Honest to god, I’ve got a feeling my purpose in life is just to find the bluntest objects in existence and then find a way to injure myself with them.


  1. MightyKombat wrote:

    Some ketchup bottles come in some realtively thick glass. By the sound of your experience though it seemed like a plastic bottle instead, which makes it all the more silly

    Wednesday, August 18, 2010 at 3:08 am | Permalink
  2. Ragey wrote:

    Yeah, it was plastic. I mean, I could live with the fact if it were glass because those things are just death traps waiting to happen, but when it’s plastic, that’s just infuriating more than painful.

    Sunday, August 22, 2010 at 3:52 pm | Permalink
  3. MightyKombat wrote:

    Everything must have suddenly conspired to kill you for some reason then. you’re going to need severe protection now when handling shit like that. Maybe it you stole E102 Gamma’s hands or Hakumen’s armour, you might have more of a chance. Or hell just learn telekinesis or The Force.

    Monday, August 23, 2010 at 11:09 am | Permalink