An ample amount of observations
Today’s observation: I have only just discovered that the diarrhoea song actually goes “it’s hot and it’s runny and it’s not very funny.” For all my life it was “and it’s very very funny.” Kind of explains a lot about myself.
Today’s lingual observation: Man, what’s up with the word diarrhoea? It’s already an awkward word, but the British spelling adds that totally superfluous O that just makes it look even more repulsive.
Today’s less amusing observation: Just when I think I can’t hate the internet more than I do already do…
… forums start adopting BS like this. What purpose does it serve besides to escalate my hatred of everything?
Gah. Don’t remind me about bowel assaults, I had the mother of them with a stomach virus going around my family that made me vomit no less than 3 times in one night. Even after that for a day I felt like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.