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ONM Remembered – #183

“The ultimate CGI animated adventure!”

Take a look at that snowflake beard!

from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 114 (March 2002)

Don’t you love straight-to-video animation? Without it, we’d never have gotten The Incredible Crash Dummies! Mind you, while that looked quite pleasant with its deliberate minimalist look, this… looks…
Wow, it looks hideous. It’s disturbing enough having to look at the box. Zoom straight in on the main character’s face and see how long you can last before you start edging away from the monitor. Come on. Try it. It proves a point better than my insufferable waffling can!