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ONM Remembered – #114

“Nintendo Official Magazine and Nintendo of Europe cannot accept any responsibility for lose of damage while entering this
competition.”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)

Now that’s a contest. Forget answering stupid Zelda trivia or kissing Nintendo’s ass in fifteen words or less – pop a ‘tash on yer mug and try and look as hilarious as possible! In fact, I believe this should be the new form of curriculum vitae – nobody cares about your academical accomplishments. How funny do you look in this ZZ Top beard?
Sadly, I don’t think I have the issue where the winners were announced, so I can only imagine how gut-busting their entries must have been. Somebody better have popped boat-sized lip warmers on Mount Rushmore or I’ll be very disappointed.