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ONM Remembered – #105

“Lesson number one: Always keep your eyes on the ball.”


from N64 Magazine issue 23 (December 1998)

After attaching a photocopy of Michael Owen’s head to its gelatinous shoulders, the ruffle texture monster ventures out to attract some sweet human flesh.

Of all the football pics, I want to know why this one looks so particularly wretched. Is it really a photo stuck on a low-poly model? I don’t want to believe it, but I don’t know how else they could make something so spectacularly “off”.


I’ll just leave this here. Tim Weaver certainly looks boyish.