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ONM Remembered – #104

“A PSYCHEDELIC SURREALISTIC RUMBLE PAK JIGGERING CRAZY PATCHWORK QUILT OF AN ADVENTURE”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 68 (May 1998)

A cute ‘n’ simple ad with one hell of a tagline.  crazy patchwork quilt of an adventure. To me, that generates some really unique imagery, like an epic journey taking place across an ornate tapestry. Wouldn’t that be the bee’s knees? Pity it’s describing an entirely different game, though.

I wonder if the central text qualifies as spoilers. Eat fruit, lay eggs, complete the game in twenty minutes.