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ONM Remembered – #84

“FIFA 64 was pants.”


from N64 Pro issue 4 (February 1998)

OI COACH
BOOT THAT FOOTIE OVER HERE
WATCH ME CATCH IT IN ME GOB
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T FIT IT IN ME MOUTH
SHUT YOUR BAKE SON
YOU’RE A FOOTIE COACH NOT A BLOODY MOUTH-OLOGIST
KICK IT OVER HERE BEFORE I SWALLOW YOUR GODDAMNED HOUSE

And that’s when Scorpion and Mad Dog come in.

ONM Remembered will resume its ordinary schedule on April 9th, and will run every week on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.