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ONM Remembered – #12

“Nobody steals our bits… and lives!”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 63 (December 1997)

YO CONSOLE SO FAT IT CRUSHED THE DINOSAURS

YO CONSOLE SO SLOW WHEN IT GETS SHOT IT TAKES FIVE WEEKS TO NOTICE

YO CONSOLE SO BAD EVEN THE N-GAGE SAYS “DAMN”

YO CONSOLE SO BLURRY EVEN MR MAGOO SAYS “BITCH YOU NEED GLASSES”

YO CONSOLE SO… UH, CARTRIDGE-Y THAT DISCS ARE LIKE “SHIT WHERE’S THE DOOR”

I hereby declare this as evidence for why I should never make another “yo mama” joke in my life.

2 Comments

  1. Nintendo Sixty-Bore, worst console ever after the Graystation

    Thursday, August 2, 2012 at 6:40 pm | Permalink
  2. MightyKombat wrote:

    N64 had Lylat Wars, Majora’s Mask, Mario 64 and- oh fuck off it had Daikatana, burn the thing.

    Thursday, August 2, 2012 at 7:41 pm | Permalink