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ONM Remembered – #05

“Great Graphics! Guns ‘n’ Gore!”


from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 66 (March 1998)

HEY YOU GUYYYYS
SAY YOU WANNA COME OVER TO MY DINNER PARTY THIS EVENIN’? OH IT’S GONNA BE JUST -SUPER-
OH MY GOSH HAVE I GOT SOME FAB WORKOUT TECHNIQUES TO SHARE, I CAN LET YOU KNOW WHERE I GOT THIS EIGHT PACK STOMACH FROM – LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH, BOYS! HA HA HA HA
WELL I GOTTA RUN BUT I’LL GIVE YOU A CALL OKAY SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR