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ONM Remembered – #427

“We’re going to send him a birthday card with greetings from the UK’s biggest Nintendo fans – that’s all you NOM readers!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 122 (November 2002)

ONM Remembered – #426

“The car engines sound like vacuum cleaners, and there aren’t many other sounds aside from that.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 88 (January 2000)

ONM Remembered – #425

“HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!!!” from Mean Machines SEGA Issue 15 (January 1994)

ONM Remembered – #424

“That’s right, blame Nintendo’s dull screen instead of your own failings.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 137 (February 2004)

ONM Remembered – #423

“Some sources claim that it’s an updated version of Ocarina of Time with GameCube-style graphics and elements which had to be left out of the N64 original.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 119 (August 2002)

ONM Remembered – #422

“Live and let live… you filthy gutter crawling social misfit.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 97 (October 2000)

ONM Remembered – #421

“Even after artificially raising their hopes for a universal machine then releasing a late, overpriced, absurdly slower model and charging ludicrous sums for late, incompetently-converted games, such as, for example, Wave Race, Britain remains tenaciously eager! What could we possibly do next that’s more fun? Wait! I have it. We’ll delay the PAL Yoshi’s Island […]

ONM Remembered – #420

“ADULTS GET SCARED TOO” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 121 (October 2002)

ONM Remembered – #419

“There’s evil afoot, deep within the ancient pyramid. Go get ’em, fat boy!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 94 (July 2000)

ONM Remembered – #418

“Sticks and stones may break your bones, but large hooks will kill you” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 123 (December 2002)

ONM Remembered – #417

“If you drive off-road for more than three seconds, you get told off. Thanks, mum.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 07 (September 2006)

ONM Remembered – #416

“Baywatch Pam in videogame outburst fury row type thing” from Computer & Video Games issue 168 (November 1995)

ONM Remembered – #415

“Please go now. We’re not calling the police! My mum’s phone number is 999 as well! Hello? HELP US!” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 132 (September 2003)

ONM Remembered – #414

“Noddy counts the cash he’s made from the game spin-off of his cartoon!” from Nintendo Pro issue 33 (2000)

ONM Remembered – #413

“Bomberman Plays With A PlayStation” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 66 (March 1998)

ONM Remembered – #412

“Dom watches in misery as the errant skateboard rolls away, leaving him looking rather foolish.” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)

ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 7

“Still, all the best games filch the best elements from films, and Mace’s character design is no exception. Well, at least they left the ‘Knights Who Say Nee’ out. Thankfully.” from N64 Magazine issue 9 (December 1997)

ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 6

“But unlike the bizarre Oozumo, this doesn’t feature fat lard-ased, pony tailed, pampers wearing, slap-happy, hippo-like mountains (the kind that made Gazza’s mate Jimmy Five Bellies look like Twiggy).” from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)

ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 5

“Thankfully, what MK Mythologies lacks in graphics, sound, story and social credibility, it makes up for in playability. Only joking! The gameplay is as shit as everything else.” from N64 Pro issue 6 (April 1998)

ONM Remembered – Wallop Week, day 4

“FROM THE CREATORS OF BLOODY ROAR 1, 2 AND 3” from Official Nintendo Magazine issue 116 (May 2002)