I like to write!
No, seriously, I like to write. It's a passion of mine. Mostly because it's a way of expressing words without necessarily having to pronounce them verbally, meaning I can create idiotically long run-on sentences with as many discombobulating words as I darn well want in a grandiose way of conveying an opinion or story.
It's also because I like to tell people about things. Mostly video games and how a lot of them aren't very good.
Dedicated sections of respect to games and other media, usually with more attention to detail than a regular ol' page. The dates here are just when they started; see their respective index pages for when the last independent update was.
Not exactly an accurate title; this covers anything and everything, really. Mostly attempts to be vaguely humourous in the slightest degree.
Not review-y enough to be a review, but not enough love gushing to be a fully-fledged media love section. And also just here for the simple purpose of making the Oddities & Observations section less bloated.
Wherein I attempt to make a statement. Usually involving lots of swear words.
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Some games I played in 2023I think the summaries are superfluous at this point!February 2024 |
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Some games I played in 2022It's still going!September 2023 |
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Some games I played in 2021I'm running out of one-sentence descriptors!July 2020 |
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Croc 2: Learning All The Wrong LessonsTrying new things? Unforgivable!October 2021 |
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Croc: The Little 3D Platformer That TriedDefending the honour of long dead platforming franchises.August 2021 |
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Some games I played in 2020Game design talk ad short-lived obsessions - it's getting more and more niche!July 2020 |
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Some games I played in 2019Now just a blog post that got too big! The scope lessens!December 2019 |
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Some games I played in 2015Another year of getting frustrated with the most innocuous games.October 2016 |
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Some games I played in 2014More words and less media! Did any of it deserve this much ranting?!October 2015 |
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Some games I played in 2013More of the same, except I forgot half of what I watched!October 2015 |
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Some games I played in 2012And books and movies and TV shows, too! You better believe I was a lazy mofo that year.August 2014 |
Some games I played in 2009What games reduced me to frothing, swearing wrecks that year?January 2010 |
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Jungle Panda (in collaboration with Scary-Crayon!)Forget the panda, watch out for that frickin' snake! June 2009 |
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Quick Man - The Jazwares Action FigureA toy based off a Japanese video game, and it isn't an immobile statuette? Dubious enquiry!June 2009 |
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Steve Irwin - Xtreme MachineHoly wow.May 2009 |
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Pink Goes To HollywoodA licensed video game that's not very good? Shock of the century!March 2009 |
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Plasma Tech BogkovRubber-like Transformers rip-offs that don't even transform. And I like them? Blasphemy!August 2008 |
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Video reviewsA format that should be great becomes misused. Cue a complaint!June 2008 |
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Robot Masters 01 - G1 ConvoyDouble whammy! A review of the real deal and an inflated bootleg.February 2008 |
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Tranx Fighers Planet Fighter TyrannobotIt's not quite a redeco but not quite a retool either! And I ramble a lot.January 2008 |
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Titanium SoundwaveFilled with flaws and drawbacks, but I try and reason with it. Mostly because I got it for £6.December 2007 |
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Action Master BlasterExpressing love to a toyline that just about everyone reviles? Must be sacrilege.December 2007 |
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Mega Man III (Game Boy)A whole two paragraphs on the game, really. The rest is about expansion packs!December 2007 |
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Dinosaur warrior Dinosaur Bot POWERFULGet a new toy and only review it several weeks after getting it. Am I a terrible person?October 2007 |
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CT Special ForcesHardcore Gaming 101 style look-at.July 2007 |
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New Super Mario Bros. mini-gamesBitching and whining about the flaws of the DS! And maybe some reviews.May 2007 |
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HALO SUX LOLYou hear it all the time, and now Galvatron and I say the same! It's not much new, really.May 2007 |
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Realm of the DeadIt's not very good!April 2007 |
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Super Mario WorldTotally over the top love story from Steve.January 2007 |
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Mario Party Mini-Game reviewsExactly what it says there. No pictures, though.December 2006 |
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Let's Talk Metal Slug (with Galvatron!)A bit like Ebert and Siskel, except I've never seen that outside of the parody on The Simpsons.November 2006 |
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The State of the GBA market (the positive)The Game Boy Advance's library isn't all that bad.June 2006 |
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Super Mario 64 DSIt's bad enough on it's own, but then you learn it once had co-operative multi-player and all hell breaks loose!February 2006 |
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Metal Slug AdvanceA list of bullet points detailing why the game makes me sad and got me temporarily hated at the MSDB.December 2005 |
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Sonic Advance 2All but the first game in the Advance series are duds. Nagging!December 2005 |
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The State of the GBA market (the negative)The Game Boy Advance's library stinks.December 2005 |