Round 1 - Kurobom

Shiro: Huh?! So I gotta fight you first, Kurobon?
Kuro: Geh! Geez, to meet up with you so suddenly...
Shiro: Alright! Let's get started! I don't want you to chicken out if you start losing!
Kuro: S-Sure, but do you think you could lighten up on me a little?
Shiro: Huh? What are you talking about?! We gotta put our all into this, right?

Kuro: Geh owie...owie...Okay! I give....
Shiro: What are you saying?! If you act like that, you'll never win the big showdown!
Kuro: That doesn't matter since I already lost to you, Shirobon!
Shiro: I guess you have a point! Well, you'd better train some more when you get home, okay?
Kuro: G--Give me a break, man!

Round 2 - Pegi Jr.

Shiro: W--Who is that?

Pegi Jr.: ... ....
Shiro: ...Are you participating in the big showdown too?

Pegi Jr.: ... ...
Shiro: Wanna fight?

Pegi Jr.: ... ...
Shiro: Say something!
 

Shiro: So I managed to win somehow.... Though I have no idea what this guy was thinking...

Pegi Jr.: ... ...
Shiro: A--Are you okay?
Pegi Jr.: Bleghhh..
Shiro: ....What in the world....?

Round 3 - Rajibom

Raji: Barari bararira!
Raji: You there! Don't get in my way buddy!
Shiro: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm the guy you're supposed to fight.
Raji: Hyahahaha! In that corner I beat two other guys like you easy! So I wish you good luck, cause you'll need it! Hyahahahah!!
Shiro: What corner? What guys? Is this even a Bomber battle anymore?
 

Raji: Hyahahahah! Now I've got you trapped in the last corner! You're mine now!
Shiro: Uh....Yeah.
Raji: Now I'm gonna kick your can! Smell ya later! Hyahahahah.... eh?!
Raji: I'm broken and can't move....
Shiro: Geez. Is there anyone who can challenge me in this grand showdown?

Round 4 - Honey

Honey: I knew you'd show up!

Shiro: ... ...
Honey: You're not a bad person, but to let you know... I'm going to win! Are you listening?
Shiro: Great! Now I've finally met someone that can give me a workout!
Honey: What are you going on about? Don't you realize that you're going to lose to me?
Shiro: You may say that, but I'm not backing down either!
Honey: It doesn't matter if you decide to give it your all either!
 

Honey: Hey now! Don't forget you're fighting a defenceless girl! Hold back some, will ya?
Shiro: But you were fighting me for real, weren't you, Honey?!
Honey: It's fine if I fight for real, since I'm just a defenceless girl!
Shiro: Defenceless?
Honey: Hey! I didn't say I was that bad off, you know!
Shiro: Wait! That's not what I meant... Hahahah....

Round 5 - Mami

Shiro: Um... are you fighting in the grand showdown?
Mami: Yep! I was chosen to fight in the showdown too!

(Translator's note: Mami speaks in third-person.)

(Webmaster's note: I just didn't want to muck around with how it was written, yo.)
Mami: Hey! How about you fight against me!
Shiro: Well... I mean that's a little....
Mami: It's not a problem! I'm really strong! Well then! Here I go!
 

Mami: Nh, I lost...
Mami: If I had won, I could have found a way to cure my sick mom... Waaaah!!
Shiro: I understand! I'll do whatever I can, so please don't cry-!
Mami: Really?
Shiro: Yep! For real! If I go ask the Professor, I'm sure he can work something out!
Mami: Okay! It's a promise, Bomberman!

Round 6 - Denta & Puipui

Denta: Bomberman! I will be taking your life!
Shiro: What's that?! I don't get what you're talking about, but I'm not gonna lose that easy!
Denta: Hmph! I know that you're not one to be trifled with. We shall have a battle to see who will reign supreme. Just know that my Shinobi arts arts will not fail me.
Puipui: Ukiki! Ukiki! Ukii! (Let's play!)
Denta: All right! You understood things quickly, Puipui!
Puipui: Ukiki! Ukiki Uki uki uki! (Lets play! Lets play!)
Shiro: If you ask me, it seems like you guys don't understand each other at all....
 

Denta: Ugh--to think my Shinobi abilities would betray me, and grant you victory...
Puipui: Uki--- (owie...)
Shiro: Hey, did that monkey really come with you?
Denta: He did not. He actually saw me earlier and started following me around, although I'm not at all sure where he came from....
Shiro: So basically, he has nothing to do with you?

Round 7 - Baguro

Baguro: HehehehehehHAHAHAHAHA!
Baguro: You've done well to reach this far, Bomberman! But the moment you stepped foot into the domain of the great Baguro-sama, your fate was decided!!
Shiro: What did you say?! I'm not gonna let you get away with that!
Baguloo: GAHAHAH! You've got good gumption! Let's fight then!
 

Baguloo: Ahahahah! I guess I'll let you get off easy today!
Shiro: ....Whaat?
Baguloo: But it won't be so easy next time! So you'd better come prepared!
Baguloo: So until then! Hahah ahahahah!! Ow!
Shiro: Although I'm pretty sure you're the one who got defeated... I guess it doesn't matter.

Round 8 - Deral

Deral: Hohohohoho!! You've come at last have you, Bomberman? ♥
Deral: However, your winning streak ends here! ♥ Because you've come upon the legendary beauty Deral! ♥ Hohohohoho!!
Shiro: Ugh----So I have to fight weirdoes until the very end?
Deral: Hmph! ♥ How rude!
Shiro: Ew! You're creepy! Let's just get this fight over with!
Deral: Oh my! So naive. ♥ So be it! Grovel before my beauty! Hohohohohoh!!